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Healing while hammered!  (And not by a Pally, either!)

Hammer of Justice

So… we had this little work function on the weekend.  I may have had a drink or two (or 25, at last count), so I was a little under the weather.  Anyway, when I finally managed to drag my ass home the next day, I decided that it would be the most awesome idea to play some WoW.  Well, I couldn’t eat or drink anything, what else is a girl to do?

So, I log into the game, and in between making myself dizzy running around in circles around Dalaran, admiring how smexy I look on my ram, someone asks in guild chat if anyone was interested in doing the daily heroic.  Sure, I say.  Badges are shiny.  And stuff.

So, I fly my way out to Gundrak.  I’m feeling a little queasy at this point, but hey, it’ll be all good.  I told the tank about my, um… condition, but it’s only a heroic.  We’ll be fine.

hammer Or would have been fine… if it was this sort of hammered, perhaps!

Well…

The first pull went smooth as can be.  So did the second pull as well.  Then came the third pull.  I think I let the DPS Warrior die, but my memory on that matter is not altogether clear.  Then, all of a sudden, I was down.  And so was everyone else.  You know, I am STILL not 100% clear how that happened!  I swear I was healing them all… at least I think I was.

Well, we ran back in (although I almost got lost, because that’s what I do even when sober).  At that point I was feeling REALLY queasy.  Like…. urgh, I want to be violently ill every 2 seconds queasy.  But, I had dedicated myself to the run.  So, what is a girl to do when she can’t even look at the screen without being sick?

Spam Wild Growth, Rejuv, and cleanse off poisons, of course!  I mean… that’s how trees heal anyway, right?  Mindless spamming of two spells?  That’s what they all tell me, anyway!

It seemed to work, and everyone stayed alive most of the time… although at one point, I had somehow drifted off into a daze, couldn’t quite think… and then, when I looked back, the Ret Pally was dead.

Oops.

But, hey… we got to the end.  Just.  Although I came very close to screaming when someone said they wanted to do the optional boss as well.

Lesson?

dont drink and heal

3 Comments »

  • tzivya says:

    More pics of you with fruity girly drinks, plz. I recomment a fruit tingle; they’re purple!

  • Hermia says:

    I am SUCH a fruit tingle fan *nomnomnom*. That picture is so old now… but I didn’t have a decent newer one (I -think- that is from my third year of uni?), and that one was the easiest to shop in a hurry ;-)

  • Jaedia says:

    Ret Paladin + Gundrak = those stupid trash mobs that kill melee really easily did it! :D

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